I'm sitting in the airport waiting for my delayed plane. I'm bored so I decided to start noting some observations:
Yoga pants are the new travel attire, leggings a close second.
If you don't have a device in your hand, you are not in the majority.
Seats in the terminal are chosen by outlet access.
Most luggage is black.
TSA agents don't appreciate jokes as you depart the body scanner such as, "where can I pick up my mammogram results?"
Ticket agents don't get paid near enough money or should get combat pay.
It's hard to read when you're eavesdropping.
Many people underestimate the size of their carry-ons...not being able to lift it above your head is a clue.
Just sayin'....
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