During this holiday season, I am inspired to give thank yous, glad tidings, and joy. Here are a few from today:
- Thank you Toll Free telemarketer for making sure that I got up and out of bed this morning.
- Thank you to all the Costco snack ladies and gentlemen who fortify me throughout my shopping trip.
- Thank you lady in Costco for letting me know my cart bumped your fragile hinny and for your bark being worse than your bite.
- Thank you Costco for opening all of your checkout lanes and for your smiling clerks.
- Thank you Target employee for diffusing my tantrum by showing me that fresh hash browns are just as good as the sold out frozen ones.
- Thank you American economy for making a comeback so our stores are busy and parking lots are full.
- Thank you Pfizer Company for your wonderful product, Advil, that keeps me smiling!
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